I had lunch with Ming the Merciless earlier and I took this photo with my cellphone. He wasn’t too pleased with the image resolution and sneered.
Greetings People of Earth! Take me to your leader - lol! No I am not here for any nefarious purpose. I am here as a cultural anthropologist assigned by the Grand Archon Alusidius IV in order to study your culture to evaluate the prospects of your assimilation into the Inter-Galactic Hegemony. Do not worry! The Hegemony is benevolent and this will eventually be beneficial to all concerned. :)) In the meantime, feel free to go about your normal activities and do not let my presence here color my observations in any way. My superiors have made it a point to get a fair analysis of each culture we target. So kindly carry on and do not mind me.
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